The recent Cloudways update broke `bin/magento setup:upgrade` for Magento < 2.4.4, 2.4.4 < 2.4.4-p9, 2.4.5 < 2.4.5-p8

How did I fix «Current version of RDBMS is not supported. Used Version: 10.5.25-MariaDB-deb11-log. Supported versions: MySQL-8, MySQL-5.7, MariaDB-(10.2-10.4)» on bin/magento setup:upgrade?